Audrey

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Hi! I’m Audrey ! I’m a very important princess who likes the finer things in life, like gold coin lazy rivers and satin toilet paper. My ideal man is a multimillionaire whose hobbies include feeding me grapes and telling me how pretty I am. Call me if you want to experience elite luxury. If I’m having my seventeenth consecutive spa day, one of my servants will answer my phone and take a message. XOXOXOXO I’m just kidding! :-D I’m not a princess but rather a down-to-earth, sweet woman who savors unpretentious connections. People feel comfortable opening up to me because I’m a nonjudgemental listener. I would be honored to pour you a glass of wine and listen to what’s on your mind. I can spice up any narrative thrown my way. ;-) If you ask me about myself, I will tell you I have a bachelor’s degree in English literature, and I’m working on a master’s in creative writing. In my spare time I enjoy cuddling with my cats, exploring music from previous decades, going to plays, and watching documentaries. I’m a rockstar conversationalist with an irreverent sense of humor. I don’t take anything too seriously, except for your pleasure. If you are interesting in getting together, email [email protected] . My booking assistant will walk you through the screening process. :) Thank you for taking the time to read my profile, and I hope to hear from you soon!